Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
Get the The jew at the topmug. by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018
Get the Topmug. When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)
by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023
Get the The Top Dogmug. Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the Top Gunmug. When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.
by Gjgjji October 17, 2018
Get the I’m a top nowmug. in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
Get the Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sexmug.