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Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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Top

To get a tit(ty) job or in more professional terms ‘Mammary Intercourse
Sam: Yooooo I got that top if you know what I’m sayin
Dan: Nah I don’t
Sam: I got a tit job reet
by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018
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The Top Dog

When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)
You should have seen me last night bro, I became the top dog
by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023
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Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.
I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.
by Gjgjji October 17, 2018
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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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