The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
Get the Hair Omelettemug. The green stuff on top of a pineapple was renamed “pineapple hairs” thanks to Anix, 1 of the best YouTubers ever.
by MelonMoo June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. a tramp stamp of hair
by dejae July 26, 2014
Get the hair stampmug. Craig cracked open a beer, claiming it was just a "hair of the dog" to cure his pounding headache from last night's party.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the Hair of the dogmug. "YEAH...I'm going to this wedding so I got to do it uppppp!!!!!!!!!! This person has sand in the hair!
by Caramel493 December 19, 2008
Get the Sand In the Hairmug. by Digbick10986 April 8, 2022
Get the Long hairmug. by Pussy hair lover 69 March 12, 2022
Get the Pussy hairmug.