Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023

play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

Played

Played(Florida lingo): When he or she realized they fucked up😂💯

Cuhh I left the Grabba at the crib I played🤦🏾 ♂️

by #TankOffdatZaa February 6, 2023

playing single note

"How I feel after playing a single note on guitar" is a phrase normally accompanied by a caricature of singer-song writer Kurt Cobain, that means that the person saying it feels like they are Kurt Cobain
The joke has been taken further now with people using caricatures of other musicians, normally with a caption along the lines of; "How I feel after playing a single (sound) on (instrument)"

1. How I feel after playing single note on guitar: (Kurt Cobain caricature)

2. How I feel after playing a single beat on drums: (Dave Grohl caricature)

3. How I feel after playing a single G note on piano: (Gerard Way caricature)

etc

by takingbackemily February 19, 2025

Victim Playing

Form of gaslighting where someone acts like the victim after wronging you. For instance, if someone ends up saying you're harassing them saying "you're sensitive" or "grow up". This form of manipulation causes a lot of damage in relationships and leads people to feel they are the "issue" after all. This behavior has been seen by entitled people mainly "Karen's" and "Chad's". In the end people who victim play do not take responsibility for initiating an issue and end up making you out to be the issue. They will commonly say things like "yes, but everyone is using skull emojis", etc. They have serious issues accepting responsibility for their actions of any sorts in society. They often call the police on people when they feel wronged or end up calling for "backup".

I punched you because everyone is mean. This is an example of victim playing.

by BoringCompany January 16, 2025

Play, rage, quit

The orders of how people play games.

1. Play - Join the game like normal.
2. Rage - Keep losing again and again until you get angry.
3. Quit - Pressing the "X" button to exit the game with anger.
1, 2, 3 = Play, rage, quit

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021