Money

When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'

Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals

by ARandomGuy96 January 23, 2021

dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

Shaq Money

When a married athlete pays his side women money to keep quiet about the affair.

She's livin large on all that Shaq Money.


Kobe should have paid that bitch the Shaq Money so he wouldn't have went to court.

by wallywest517 August 29, 2008

big money

A large financial institution that has billions to trillions in capital. These are your market movers, i.e big banks, hedge funds, mutual funds.

SND: "The swiss franc will never drop below 1.2 EUR"
Innocent trader: "WoHoo, I'm going to put 70:1 on this trade"
Big money: "these innocent traders are 70:1 long...I'm going to do the big short"
*CRASHH!!*
innocent trader: "my life is over.. now I have to sell my house..."

by countchokcula April 28, 2021

any money

Do anything for money or let people or someone do something to you for money.

Did you buy that car through using any money.

Asked Mike Isaac.

by Mike Isaac Konso May 21, 2022

money talks and bullshit takes the bus

It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street

People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus

by Ernie58 August 4, 2017

Money

Something you're not allowed to breathe without losing.

Bro 1: How much money you have?
Bro 2: Never enough.

by Hjkgfdcbh June 14, 2022