last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

eat

human or animal consume food or anything edible

"billy eat your veggies!"

by manto paper May 14, 2021

Eating A Hog

Blowing a man with an excessively large penis as if you were starving to death and eating a hot dog after days with out food

Stephen always eats his hot dogs with mayonnaise because he longs for his glory days in jail when he could score cigarettes for eating a hog

by Bill Thurston May 6, 2017

Eat my poutsa

It's like saying eat my dick

*Guys playing football*
*A guy scores*
That guy: woooohooo eat my poutsa bitches !

by GreekMadafaka November 20, 2021

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

Eat

Food going into the mouth

Mary: I would love to eat some dick tonight
John: NO SUCKING FUCKER

by penalglands February 7, 2022

Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019