snuggle duck

A snuggle duck is a drunk female that can no longer walk straight and has to snuggle up to anyone and anything in her immediate surroundings just to stay up right. Snuggle ducks are usually down to fool around, however said duck will need help waddling to the room and will most likely pass out instantly.
"Woah! That snuggle duck just waddled into that wall! She must be ready to go!"
by Babyballin February 18, 2014
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Duck Banana

DUCK BANANA! 🦆🍌
by mak.mar635 November 30, 2021
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soapy duck

A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.
"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"
by Soapyduckthathoe April 15, 2014
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Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
by Cursed ducky September 09, 2022
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Poron's Duck

From poron: in social media, a Post-and-Run Moron who insincerely makes a moronic social media post, often claiming expertise they do not have, for attention with no intention to respond; + Duck here being a contraction indicating Dunning Kruger syndrome (a type of cognitive bias in which the person believes that they are experts in a topic in which they in fact know almost nothing. Essentially, a social media poster without the insight or knowledge needed to recognize their own incompetence, posting ludicrous claims to seek attention and responses.
You have posted a moronic proposition in a subject of which you know nothing, just to seek attention. You are just a Poron's Duck.
by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021
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