Essex Back Slang

its a bit hard to explain but, the general rule is you put 'UVAG' in the middle of a syllable. Unless there is a noun next to the UVAG, then, you replace the 'U' with what ever noun is next to it.
For example, the 'C' in cat, is one syllable, so you would put Cuvag-at.. 'CAT' cuvag-at.
An example when using a noun, 'HELLO' hEVAGell-lUVAGo. :)

I think thats about it,
suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
buvag-ye buvag-ye.
X

suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
govag-ood luvag-uck wuvagith Evagess-uvagex buvagack-sluvagang!
buvag-ye buvag-ye.

so i will be off then.
good luck with Essex Back slang!
byebye.

by Ollie. March 5, 2008

knocking on the back door

During anal sex, the person that is doing the penetrating and thrusting is the one that is doing the "knocking," and the anal opening is, obviously, referred to as the "back door."

When Eric and Amy are in bed, he's always knocking at the back door.

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 19, 2005

holla back girl

God awful new song by gwen stefani on her worst album sofar: love, angel, music, baby.

This Shit is Bananas,
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Yeah Gwen, your shit is bananas.

by Edwin April 15, 2005

Down To Not Text Back

A variation on "Down To Fuck," Down to Not Text Back implies a girl that will most definitely not return your digital advances. Usually, this situation can be transparent. However, the worst cases occur when you get totally played and blindsided by a girl who's seemingly really really really into you.

Absolutely not, she's definitely down to not text back.

by Bury Me A Lion August 6, 2011

Backed up woman

A girl that is involved with another man, she is taken, off the market, unavailable.

John: Hey dude, check that bird out at the bar in the purple dress
Dan: Yer i know mate she is hot
John: I'll see if she wants a drink
Dan: Nahh mate shes a backed up woman (or just backed up)
John: For fucks sake!

by kanerockgod March 12, 2009

back- seat betty

Someone who frequently has sex on the first date or first encounter.

Jan's friends refer to her as back- seat betty because of her many one night stands.

by mariy December 6, 2007

baby back bitch

Crying and whining like a bitch

Mike's Cowboys lost on Thanksgiving and instead of being a man he acted like a baby back bitch!

by 8NTSHYT November 28, 2021