pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner

bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look

by konerrGAY November 15, 2021

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Gucci Boner

One of the best humorous video and meme accounts on Instagram, quite unique and original.

Have you seen the new Gucci boner video? I've never laughed so hard in my life

by Gucci Boner February 19, 2023

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40% Boner

When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft

MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!

by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022

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boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 03, 2011

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Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 05, 2014

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