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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Crack Cameras

When the average person (friend or relative) has way too many cameras around their house or appartment capturing every angle of their property. A paranoid person, hiding being caught doing stuff they shouldn't be doing.
Someone hit my car when it was parked in front of my neighbor's house with all of the Crack Cameras so I asked him if he wouldn't mind checking to see who hit me.
by ShuggaSlim April 7, 2023
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Crack Knuckle

by YFTechno April 10, 2023
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Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
by reddipsauce April 13, 2023
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Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.
Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.
by Sellbot May 10, 2023
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crack a fat

cracking a fat is an australian slang for 'getting' a boner usealy unententualy can also be 'cracking a fatty' or 'craxking a fatty' 'cracking a fat'
friend: okay lemme just adjust your pants

friend two: allright mate not my fault if i crack a fat
by big man my man May 12, 2023
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