The smartest and coolest person you will ever see on earth, or perhaps the whole universe. This guy can get whatever he desires from anyone.
A: How are you doing bro?
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.
B: I supplant my boss by sending nude pics of some random guys to let him get fired.
A: Your name is Chris now.
by chris chris chris chirs July 24, 2025
Get the Chrismug. 
Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023
Get the chris omug. The literal definition of soulmates.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
Get the Mary and Chrismug. Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
Get the Chrismug.