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first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.
by von groovy February 28, 2019
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Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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bangchans juicy cake

bangchans cake is beautiful and big
stay 1: look how big bangchans juicy cake is!
stay 2: is it legal to take a photo?
by iloveleeminho October 13, 2023
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nothing bundt cakes

A store with delicious cakes and attractive work staff who are extremely underpaid. Once you start there you sell your soul to the devil. The guests often don't know what they sell ... literally read the store name 😂😂😂
Let's go get cakes at Nothing Bundt Cakes for high prices! (they do taste good tho)
by mylongshlong November 25, 2021
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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Chili’s Lava Cake

I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
by Urboipickle April 29, 2022
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Bu-cake-ee

The act of Steve Aoki smashing a cake in a person's face
OMG Steve Aoki just straight bu-cake-ee'd me in the face right now!!
by MBentPhoto November 26, 2022
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