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donald duck

by phonny guy January 25, 2020
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A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.
Last night, my wife and I performed a Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker. It was wild!
by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025
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Duck donut

My friends penis is so small that he used a duck donut for pleasure
by Jennanski January 5, 2021
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horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.
What a screwup. He horsed the duck.
by barber of seville January 19, 2018
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duck nuck

a duck nuck is what u use to discribe something silly like silly goose but its not.
Olivia: i broke my ankles today
Matt: you silly duck nuck
by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021
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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021
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duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017
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