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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.
Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.
by Na—— August 22, 2023
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pant

I fucking hate being in pant
by turtLwasalreadytaken October 23, 2022
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Pussy Pants

Yoga Pants, spandex pants, stretchy pants, or any kind of pants that shows the vagina to anyone look who is looking
He says “Bitch, go change your pussy pants right now! Your not wearing your pussy pants in public!”
by BettyStotler October 14, 2023
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Slag pants

A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.
I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.
by TheRoyalist July 11, 2017
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Tricky Pants

A woman who is suspected of or has cheated on her partner.
"I don't trust Scott's girlfriend Sarah, she has tricky pants"
by ppsh38/41 October 13, 2009
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Hot Pants

by rgytygf March 20, 2016
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