bad hair life

when you never have a good hair day

I keep hearing people talking about having a bad hair day. Well, I have a bad hair life

by Una Malachica March 23, 2008

dat cray life

Often referred to as "dcl".

The term originated in Montreal's neighborhood "The Schlague" before widly spreading in most urban cities. Used to described the crazy way of life of one or multiple persons.

"You want to come over ? We're having a party tonight "
"But it's Monday."
"Yeah, you know, dat cray life."

by davebass June 18, 2013

half life 2

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.

dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines

by alexander orlando December 11, 2007

Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!

by GooD_WiLL November 3, 2011

hard knock life

actually the song is originally from annie. it's harder to be a red headed orphan then a gangsta.

you think you got it bad? annie had a hard knock life, bitch.

by ashleywhaat? December 17, 2010

Cosby life raft

When you shit in a toilet but do not flush. You just leave it floating there for an extended period of time like a life raft. So this way the smell builds up and the only thing the next person to use the bathroom can think about is your shit.

I was going to shower but somebody left a Cosby life raft in there and I couldn't even go in the bathroom

by Balognacheese September 1, 2014

3 stages of life

Stage One: Birth

Stage Two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage Three: Death

3 stages of life

by ANUSBOI6869 July 11, 2017