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New Moon 

A major disappointment in the Twilight series. The second installment out of the current four. Written by the brilliant Stephenie Meyer.

It was by far the pointless need by Stephenie Meyer to express Bella's unnatural love for Edward. Readers were engrossed by the intense love between Bella and Edward, only to be let down by his total absence in New Moon.

However, very insightful to other characters in the plot and the overall true introduction of Jacob Black, the most kick ass character in the novel. Who gives the series the depth it was lacking in Twilight.
Example #1: Twilight was awesome, but New Moon was boring as fuck!

Example #2: New Moon was only bearable because of Jacob Black.

Example #3: "God, i cant wait to finish New Moon so i can get to Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.

Example #4: If Stephenie Meyer decides to continue with the Twilight series, i hope the fifth books isn't as depressing as New Moon.
New Moon by TrinityLife October 29, 2008

new mini 

(n.) BMW's attempt at a mini. Larger and faster than the origianal, but still sucks.
The new mini cooper has stolen the front off the aston Martin DB range, and looks just like a squished version of the Aston Martin DB4 Zagato. Bloody thieves.
new mini by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

new jersey wet basement 

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.
New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

New Kids On The Block

The starting point for an entire genre of music that is defined as complete shit and short lived. Often called boy bands.
One Direction is the New Kids On The Block for 2013.

New Jersey 

a toxic wastedump of a state, with the exception of Hoboken - a gentrified 'extra burrough' of NYC, birthplace of Frank Sinatra, where yuppies spawn by the 1000s.
Dayum, you from dirty jerzee?
New Jersey by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

New Hampshire PicAsso 

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!
"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"