Night

Daytime but for unpopular people or single adults

Mom: sleep its night
Unpopular person: no

Single adult: no

by Shigmaster January 15, 2022

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

drug night

An occasion at which individuals gather and consume substances. Usually after sundown.

it's drug night y'all, wanna play?

by kxyD400 January 24, 2019

Sunday Night

The night when you start you homework.

"I only have to write a 800 word essay, I can do it Sunday night".

by gamingtdr April 7, 2015

Ordure of the Night's Template

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.

Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023