Dead

Oof your dead O_O

I am dead

by Creepypasta_fan May 23, 2021

Dead fishing

When a guy is jerking/playing with his dick and is totally soft/limp and attempting to get it up but can't due to drugs, alcohol, etc.

John was so horny after the bar lost night, he was dead fishing for hours.

by Ant1lock July 31, 2025

dead sancho

When a depressed factory worker accidentally commits suicide via autoeroticism in the bathroom stall at work, and the necrophiliac cleaning lady finds the body and pleasures herself with said dead depressed factory worker.

Poor old Colton, he was the maids dead sancho.

by Hunting for sanity April 3, 2024

Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.

Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.

by Triple B December 19, 2016

dead

Jersey slang used just to emphasize something
For example used in the place of “really”

I dead want to do that

by jersey01 March 30, 2019

onna dead hamiez

LA niggas saying “deadass”

Onna dead hamiez I just seen that fool.

by stackslluvxo January 27, 2024

Standard Paintfall dead body

Smells like tortilla but only on twice

ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌ ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌Standard Paintfall dead bodyب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇

by suckgaymer3212 November 4, 2020