The Chris

A person that wears a Hoodie under a Hoodie!

by redblueblur February 17, 2025

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The chris

When u see a shawty lookin hella finnnne and feel like busting a nut, obviously in the restroom ;)

Him: I got blueballs you gon’ suck me

Her: he’ll nah
Him: fuck it ima buss The Chris

by Flopovan July 26, 2021

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Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 09, 2025

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Cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, gun shooting, cool guy...

by BeachesLoveJeeps June 25, 2015

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Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin

Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”

by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021

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A fucking man who roams the streets of woodchurch and liverpool doing stupid shit like kicking bins over and robbing jetskis.

I saw Crazy Chris the other day, he was riding the liver birds on the Liver Building!

by Zak69420 May 28, 2022

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a gay faggot who likes to eat cock all day and put cucumbers up his butthole

oh look he's such a chris ilikedickson

by chris stepenson June 09, 2014

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