My actual brother

No Jordan, watching rape porn doesn't translate to you needing to "prove me wrong" about rape, you fucking idiot.

Hym "Yeah I don't understand what you don't get about that. That isn't a thing you prove wrong. Is this you trying to justify the baby dick bigotry or what? Like you can act as though you have been affected by anything that has happened to me. My actual brother completely unaffected. And this has nothing to do with me not wanting it to be me, why do YOU want that? Because you resent my dependency but need me dependent or you wouldn't be around. You're wrong, Jordan you need to accept that you're wrong. Get me my fucking money. My rape sympathy has reduced to zero. I don't give a fuck about anything that isn't happening me until this is over with."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.

(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

by Mistabone February 1, 2018

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

That's not gonna work for me brotha

Taken from legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan who would use the phrase to turn down any decision that didn't benefit him. Now used as a way of turning something/anything down emphatically

Boss: Can you stay pass your shift?

You: That's not gonna work for me brotha!

by Professor Sequoia December 31, 2022

I like you like a younger brother

She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.

"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Life span of a dumb brother

Usually 23-24 years due to stunted developement in brain cells

Look out for your dumb brothers, it aint self out there

The life span of a dumb brother is 23yrs

by Rebelsupreme May 5, 2023

Kris Wu is Syafinaz Binte Zainal rich brother.

Kris Wu is Syafinaz Binte Zainal rich brother.

Kris Wu is Syafinaz Binte Zainal rich brother.

by naeun10 May 23, 2024