by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019
Get the Jesus timemug. A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024
Get the Jesus H. Godmug. The patron saint of drug dealers.
by ponderprotostar March 1, 2017
Get the St. Jesus Malverdemug. God’s right hand man and son. He is a handsome, kind , caring , and a strong lover boy. He also has a heart of a lion and a hard working man providing for his family and friends. Always makes his friends his number 1 priority. He will also make sure that you’re okay and doing well throughout the day. Though his weaknesses are what makes him struggle, always falling in love at first sight and easily being attached to his lover. Girls never appreciate him but he soon makes them realize it’s their lost. He has the strongest dick game in the history of mankind so if you ever have one in your life, keep him.
Girl: Do you see that guy over there? He’s cute.
Girl’s friend: Oh his name is Jesus. Such a lovely guy!
Girl: I always needed a Jesus in my life😍
Girl’s friend: Oh his name is Jesus. Such a lovely guy!
Girl: I always needed a Jesus in my life😍
by Contrabando De lo Dioses November 23, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. the definition of perfection a handsome boy he has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile everything about him is sweet and kind he’s an extraordinary guy and he’s the person i’m gonna marry one day because he’s my other half
by hehehsjisus April 26, 2022
Get the jesusmug. Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the The Ole Reverse Jesus Techniquemug. A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.
I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022
Get the Jesusmug.