I would like to spread Hollandaille-sauce on you and eat your inner organ after intercourse and eating to vegan eggs because I’m a walking fucking contradiction.
by NippleZzz October 16, 2018
by banana_sauce August 23, 2019
1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log
2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.
2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.
1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.
by Mattj1016 January 08, 2018
an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex
My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.
by mutesoul2 May 04, 2022
As the supreme leader of North Korea was about to execute me, he asked what I would like for my last meal.
I of course requested the Steak Sauce a-la-from.
I of course requested the Steak Sauce a-la-from.
by Seams July 04, 2023
“During a live sex performance, as the woman is being penetrated deeply and forcefully, the man ejaculates inside her. Suddenly, she begins to squirt intensely, expelling everything over the audience.”
by Cheesepacker69 May 30, 2025
by BrothaLoaf August 16, 2016