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The Dirty Jay Leno 

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.
Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"
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The Mighty Jungle 

When you take a women's insides and fucking spread it in your friend while playing "The Mighty Jungle" and singing along.
Man, I love doing The Mighty Jungle every single Thursday.
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printing the titanium jawbone 

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.
I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.

The Couch Jumpers 

A Virginia Beach Ska band mistakenly viewed as group worshiping Tom Cruise since 2006. On the contrary, they thought of the name prior to Mr. Cruses' "incident" on Oprah's couch.

They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.
I went to the Couch Jumpers' show last night at learned what skanking is.
The Couch Jumpers by J Chill June 27, 2008

The Dirty Jello 

When 2 girls and a guy start doing it, one of the girls gets a straw and starts sucking everyone with the straw (tits, pussy, balls, clit, etc.) and then when the guy cums in the girl the one with the straw sucks the jizz out of the girls twat.

derived from sucking Jello out of the cup
from a straw

Dude me and these two freaky gurls totally did "The Dirty Jello" last night.

The Sally Jesse Raphael 

When a woman is backed up into a corner with her back against a wall while her male partner slides his erect penis in between her breasts, as she squeezes them together, forming a vaginal substitute. The woman also licks the head of the penis as it comes near to her face with thrusting.
Gentleman: "Would you like to bone, baby?"

Lady: "No, I'm on my period. How about a The Sally Jesse Raphael?"

Gentleman: "Fuck ya! I'll turn off sponge bob".

the butter joke

I can't tell you, you might spread it
Oh do you know the butter joke? No, what is it? I can't tell you, you might spread it
the butter joke by Jennio March 8, 2017