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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
Boner Sauce by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
Related Words

action sauce 

Action sauce: I get that we are both ready to go in our 20 year-old brains, but it’s super late, your drunk and unless you’re ready to produce action sauce, let’s table this until tomorrow.
Dude, I love you and stuffs, but it’s so late and you have to work in 4 hours. So let’s wait until you can actually produce some ‘action sauce’. My lady parts are done for today.
action sauce by JennyJames September 30, 2022

Worcestershire Sauce 

The hardest word to pronounce, ever.
Only Chuck Norris can pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly

Werchestershire Sauce

defined sound Woosteh Shia Saus in British, it is the most Hard to pronounce world, but is after Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in Pronounciaction. mistaken for Pronounciations like Worechestershiya Sauce.
Child:"Hey Dad,Lets get Werche- Wor- Wercheste- Wer- Werchestershire? yeah. Werchestershire Sauce."

Sad Sauce 

When your life is just so sad but also saucy.
That’s like so sad sauce.
Sad Sauce by Roseygal86 October 26, 2022

Pink Sauce Poisoning 

Food Poisoning caused by Chef Pii's Pink Sauce.
A customer has gotten pink sauce poisoning from that Pink Sauce.