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Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
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My Rights

my rights are gone cuz trump is gonna take them away
by melloisntavirgin November 2, 2020
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Freeform rights

A policy pushed by the Unified Peace Party which makes it sound like it means something but in actuality it is the current rights system in America.
I am voting for the Unified Peace Party because of their Freeform rights policy.
by esskiey December 6, 2020
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armins_rightnipple

armins_rightnipple is the best person to ever exist, don’t agree? im disowning you +_+
person 1: yo are you mutuals with armins_rightnipple?

person 2: lol no who is that.

person 1: were breaking yo shawty your not worth the fight+_+
by kprapika2 ^_^ March 28, 2021
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the rights shift

A gesture to when the government finds out a particular individual has died and, as a result of them finding out, that individual’s rights change. This change consists in them permanently losing some of their legal rights and protections; as well as having many of their other rights and protections significantly weakened.
Kade: Where were you last Friday? You never showed to attend the meeting we had scheduled to talk about our group project.

Hannah: Sorry about that. My mom died of cardiac arrest and I had to deal with all of the government paperwork related to her owing taxes, make her burial arrangements, get a legal pronouncement of death to begin the work necessary to acquire death certificates for her, tell all of my relatives about her passing, and arrange for her pet cat to find a new home.
Kade: I’m sorry for your loss. How are you holding up with all of this?
Hannah: I am doing alright. I’ve already taken care of most of the important tasks that I have to take care of. My only major concern is the rights shift. Considering she died, most her legal rights and protections have either been greatly weakened or eliminated; and as her only living child, the responsibility of monitoring the government to ensure they appropriately enforce those rights and protections in the event that certain crimes, like grave robbery, occur falls to me. This is especially concerning given that I heard that a series of grave robberies that appear to be related to each occurred in some of the towns that are nearby the town she is buried, which they have not been able to find and identify the perpetrator yet.
Kade: I can definitely see why you are concerned given the situation and everything going on.
by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021
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Holy-righteous

It means when a person acts "holier than thou" or in other words they want to act like their a saint and can do no wrong.
That lady always wants to be the star of church, playing like she's holy-righteous.
by The Last Saltgrain April 13, 2021
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Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.
by Hellsangel June 3, 2021
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