poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop

i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant

by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021

poo status

1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.

USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

comments:

USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?

by Millard Filmore May 13, 2014

Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.

type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.

by Ejectra Johns October 22, 2010

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023