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Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa
Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac
by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018
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Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 1, 2018
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Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce
Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket
by jodielovesthesesh November 8, 2018
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Pocket bottom

A bottom whose stature suggests they are small and therefore “pocket sized” similar to “pocket rocket” but referring to a short gay man.
“Your new boyfriend is kind of short!”
“Yeah, he’s definitely a pocket bottom”
by CJeightynine March 12, 2019
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Pockets

Warm sacks for human hands.
Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks
by Girthymommy March 13, 2019
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Pocket Snacks

A multipurpose snack kept in ones pocket for not only emergency purposes, but for hungover mornings, when you’re high and on the go, and after work shifts when you’re at the bar and they’ve already closed the flat top down.
Pauly: “yo Dom you got any pocket snacks on you?”

Dom: “yeah I got some over in my jacket on the bar”

(Both Pauly and Dom look over at the bar to see someone checking his pockets)

Dom: “HEY! DONT TOUCH MY POCKET SANDWHICH!”
by Naenae42069 March 17, 2019
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Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket
Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended
by BearEggs December 26, 2018
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