Jesus

A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
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A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
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Has a huge cock, and have the girls madly in love with him. He never gets upset and loves to watch porn. He’s a caring loving man who needs love and affection. Who’s daddy? Jesus is.
Yes daddy Jesus
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our savior 🫶🏻✝️
“who is Jesus?”
Jesus Christ is our Lord and savior. He brings peace, love, and joy to those who love Him.”
by Jesus_is_Lord December 07, 2023
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The most beautiful name ever. He is more loving than words to describe and kinder than anyone ever. He is a great bestie and an amazing friend.
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Omg did you see Jesus he is so cute.
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It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.
Jesus could have looked like anyone if he was a real person and not a myth.
by Solid Mantis March 05, 2021
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