jesus

The Jewish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection. (thats it)

jessica: I love jesus!
jake: I know right!

by avilover12 November 22, 2021

Jesus

An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY

JESUS HAS A FATTY

by lovelyn <33 November 21, 2021

Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one

Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit

by azues November 21, 2021

JESUS

Savior of the World! God with us
To rescue us from evil

Jesus have mercy on us!

by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021

Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water

Jesus

by hellsoup November 25, 2021

Jesus

A trans man.

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! 😭😭😭😭

by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021

Jesus

A popular pornstar, know for his world class blowjobs.

"Jesus can give a mean blowjob. He blew that man's dick right off with the power of god".

by AWildBro December 1, 2021