yeet my meat

when u aint finne beat it so u yeet it

Im gonna yeet my meat tonight

by fgtfag June 13, 2018

Mississippi meat hawk

The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.

Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?

Sally: No! What happened?

Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!

by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

two feet of meat

Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.

Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!

by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004

pressed meat sandwich

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed

That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

by TheManagement October 10, 2019

Meat Canyon's Law

Once a Studio claims a piece of media as legal property. This media becomes cannon and nothing can be done to make it fictional again. This does not apply if it is simply taken down.

Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.

Person 1: According to Meat Canyon's Law, Ultra Instinct Shaggy is cannon.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.

by Dr. Superiority December 22, 2021

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

Is fat meat greasy

1) statement normally made when someone’s behavior will force them to learn “The hard way”.
2)to express the truth in your statement.

1) Frank: Reggie stay away from the pool halls down town they are known to hustle people.
Reggie: I can’t lose I’m Reggie.
Frank: Ugh. You just don’t believe fat meat is greasy.

2) Frank: You just missed Justin’s mom she is looking thick.
Derrick: She looking like that?
Frank: Is fat meat greasy

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020