by Nophie October 24, 2008
Get the free fuck mug.a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
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This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.
by Cjustice December 20, 2010
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Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
Get the ego fucking mug.(a) Anal rape (either literal or figurative).
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(a): Did you hear about the new health care bill that President Obama just signed? America just got bung-fucked.
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
by TheSovietCollossus March 27, 2010
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by Gingievitus October 3, 2011
Get the Flag Fuck mug.The act of overanalyzing a decision to the point where all options are overly complicated and useless. All hope of a positive outcome should be abandoned. thought-fucked
We decided to go with the 2-span bridge design last week but you knuckleheads showed up here on a Saturday to think-fuck this design into the oblivion?!?!
by Boxer817 January 2, 2019
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