Cooked and Booked

You’re screwed; Put in your place indefinitely; Finished; No shot at recovery

When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked

by ShortStackB January 16, 2020

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Cooked

A person who does really well in life/a particular subject.

Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem

by Ya Buddy! January 26, 2020

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Coolie

Modern Term
Coolie: refers to a person

Coolies: refers to people

Old Term
Coolie: an unskilled native laborer in India, China, and some other Asian countries.
Mid 17th century: from Hindi and Telugu Coolie meant "day laborer". In Urdu Coolie means "slave".

Zinc: what's good my coolie?
Ferlinn: nothing much coolie, what about you?
Zinc: I heard these coolies were talking mad shit about you.
Ferlinn: My coolie thanks for telling me.

by fortyfiveMs June 11, 2021

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pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)

by Uncle Jesse, Rebecca Donaldson, and Daniel Tanner November 7, 2006