Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.

Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?

by tookis April 5, 2010

Douche Bag

Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.

Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag

by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010

Gangle Bag

A teenager who is very shallow, or lacks a personality. A gangle bag is also commonly known as a "mall creature".

All that crusty old gangle bag cares about is clothes, her nastiness is off the charts.

by weeeeeeeeenistdaviss:D March 2, 2010

Douche Bag

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.

Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's

by Ceebus May 17, 2009

douche bag

a man of great intelligence with a weird obsession with the color purple. he goes by several different aliases and usually roles with a butt buddy at all times. known to suck the life out of a room and offend women with the slightest of ease.

''who is that guy? he totally just killed the party.''

''oh thats adam, hes a real douche bag''

by pooder =) May 21, 2009

douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009

True Bags

Little Bags of the Truth.

Matt: What time are we going to blow trees?
Drew: In like a hour
Matt: Oh True Bags.

by Shimmy Shaker April 6, 2011