american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.

Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

American Syndrome

When an American is so Patriotic, they must salute whenever they see a United States flag until it has been moved or out of sight.

Uncle Bill has American Syndrome. Let's take advantage of it and steal all 2,500 of his guns and sell it to Afghanistan.

by The Fire Panda January 10, 2022

American Johnny

A nickname and a term to describe a male person embodying the traditional moral, ethical and cultural values of the United States of America.

George loves steaks, barbecue and driving his Mustang. He's a regular American Johnny.

by dicktionar May 31, 2023

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

American

Used to convey a sense of retardedness, usually about a story or idea.

“That is the most American thing I have heard all day, David from Mississippi” -The rest of the world

by Dominoe’s pizza December 30, 2022

American Chug Off

Not to be confused with its sinister cousin (English Chuff Off), the American Chug Off is the harmless act of people chugging beers as quickly as possible. Whoever finishes last usually is given some sort of punishment, such as having to chug another beer. This act is typically performed by frat boys.

Jeremy: Hey want to do a chug off??
Sanders: Sure thing! You mean an English Chug Off, right?
Jeremy: No...I meant an American Chug Off.
Sanders: Nah I'm good.

by Jude Viator August 27, 2011