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My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018

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titty bit nipply

When it's so tittily cold it makes your nipply hard AF.

"Man, it's a titty bit nipply out here tonight eh?'

by loxlie August 10, 2023

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Titty Twister

When you pinch someone's nipple and twist it.

Like when Rhett got angry with Scarlett and have her a titty twister and said " worry about it now."

by Embers Fire August 27, 2013

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Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

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