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Cream Reaper

When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).
My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.
by N8-2d2 January 26, 2024
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Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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white cream

a slang word for cum. cum is slang for semen.
by catcatcher10 May 5, 2023
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creaming and crying

When you're really upset about something beyond belief.
Literally creaming and crying that our exam isn't take home open book.
by kingcreaming February 21, 2024
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creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)
Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.
by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016
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Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.
Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?
by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018
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ice cream fucktard

A person who is extremely arrogant about their inferior ice cream preferences to the point that they deminish other people's ice cream preferences. They of course will eat any ice cream, but make sure everyone in the room knows that the ice cream is inferior.
The ice cream fucktard asked for a scoop of my Blue Bell, and then had the audacity to complain that it wasn't Scoops ice cream.
by Othelia January 10, 2016
mugGet the ice cream fucktardmug.

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