by Nophie October 24, 2008
Get the free fuck mug.a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
Get the To Be Fucked List mug.A phrase used when simply saying "awesome" just doesn't cut it.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.
by Cjustice December 20, 2010
Get the Awesome as Fuck mug.The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch of an eager beaver.
Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
Get the ego fucking mug.(a) Anal rape (either literal or figurative).
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(a): Did you hear about the new health care bill that President Obama just signed? America just got bung-fucked.
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
by TheSovietCollossus March 27, 2010
Get the Bung-fuck mug.A person who literally sucks the life and happiness out of anyone near them ..thus literally fucking the joy out of everything good and anyone who is happy.almost instantaneously. A real dreg on society and those in the fuckjoys immediate area... avoid fuckjoys at all cost.. once in your life they are very hard to rid yourself from as they are always around you sucking off your finances and fucking all the joy from your life.
My brother in law is a real fuck joy. Not only does he live off me but also sucks the happiness from my life ..it's a real drain on my energy. Like a blood sucking tick just fucking the joy from my life
by Willie shaverpus July 21, 2022
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by Shadowrack June 28, 2007
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