Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.

Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.

I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.

by Bdogg117 February 5, 2018

jamaican black cake

Jamaican black cake is a dense rich cake made by Chef Sweet T at jamaicanblackcakes.com Raisins Cherries, citrus peel and plums are soaked in super strong rum and sweet red wine for up to a year. Then they are blended and added to cake batter and baked slowly till they are perfectly cooked and extremely moist ( more rum is added after it is baked). Add some delicious royal icing to the top and enjoy at special events like Weddings and Holidays. Sweet T's black cake recipe is the best available! Order online and get fast delivery to anywhere in the U.S.A

Sweet T's Jamaican black cakes are Authentic, Moist and Delicious!

by Avorey Taylor September 11, 2013

Yellowstone Upsidedown cake

When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.

Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.

by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011

bangchans juicy cake

bangchans cake is beautiful and big

stay 1: look how big bangchans juicy cake is!
stay 2: is it legal to take a photo?

by iloveleeminho October 13, 2023

nothing bundt cakes

A store with delicious cakes and attractive work staff who are extremely underpaid. Once you start there you sell your soul to the devil. The guests often don't know what they sell ... literally read the store name 😂😂😂

Let's go get cakes at Nothing Bundt Cakes for high prices! (they do taste good tho)

by mylongshlong November 25, 2021