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International talk like a pirate day 

The most holiest of days through out the calender in which everybody in the world spends the day talking as they would if pirates had won the war against the ninja's (although ninja's are still way cooler). This is what should happen however tragically most people ignore the day or missinterperit it as a day in which to have a laugh talking like a pirate, the sad dilusional fools. This day is to celebrate the creation of the pirate army that bravely gave it's life in the war of the garr's (against ninja's) and allowed pirate communities to escape and exist in secret through out the world and passed on the tradition of international talk like a pirate day.

Remember those lost and honour them as you raise your tankards of grog and let out your honourary "GAAAAARRRRRRR" in their memory. If you can't find grog just have beer and get pissed instead.
The accepted GAAAAARRRRRRR contains 5 A's and 7 R's.
GAAAAARRRRRRR This be international talk like a pirate day

GAAAAARRRRRRR We will remember those who sacreficed themselves to save pirate traditions by forcing the world to talk like they would for a day. It will be called International talke like a pirate day.
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Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.
"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

You look like you can’t swim 

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Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄

Bring it on like Donkey Kong 

A phrase based on the old Atari video game, Donkey Kong wherein a gorilla throws barrels.

It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.

After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
"I'd like to see you win this round of pool!"

"Just wait- I'll bring it on like Donkey Kong!"

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake 

To be the first one to jump in on something.
I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

Smells like teen spirit 

A ok song by the greatest band ever, Nirvana.
It was majorly overplayed and was killed by MTV and pop Radio Stations.

Go listen to Come as you are, Rape Me, You Know You're right, About a Girl, and Silver if you want some good Nirvana songs
Smells like teen spirit is a great example of how a song can be killed.