Ball is Life 

A term used by fake ballers, whom think of themselves as the next Lebron, wear elite socks, and generally play basketball often. However it is overused often and taken out of context.

James : Yo, we balling today.
Jim : Yeah bro, ball is life.

Ball is Life by Ballislifeguyyy May 23, 2013

Story Of My Life

Said when one, usually a negative, thing happens to you often.

My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.

Story Of My Life by shortbuskidd November 22, 2007

Such is life 

A phase used in life when things do not work out the way a person would want or something bad happens to something or someone.

Similar to Que sera sera (whatever will be, will be)

"My boyfriend broke up with my yesterday oh well..such is life"

"I was fired today" "oh well mate, such is life"

"My mum was killed last night" "such is life"

Such is life by 2hot4hell March 10, 2013

thug life 

The Hate U Gave Lil Infants Fucks Everybody

thug life by da FU in FUn April 23, 2003

Freshman at life 

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"

Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.

Freshman at life by That second time at band camp December 6, 2014

half-life 

What you'll have once you install this game.

I have such a Half-Life. I haven't left my computer in ages.

half-life by majuwsnjnidid December 29, 2006

sucking on the tit of life 

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed

"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."

sucking on the tit of life by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006