Hairy Pooter

A hairy or otherwise haired bum.

Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!

by tommi2 spaghetti August 26, 2019

hairy gutters

the space on a shaved pussy that is just outside the pussy lips and inside the pussy fat and is left with two small hairy fuckin strips one on each side , best described as the gutters .

When you go down on a chick ready for some nice clean pussy, you get her Panties off and shit looks good . All you can see is a completely bald cunt !!! you put her legs up on your shoulders as you lay down to eat some mother fuckin pussy. as you rub it you part the lips and its all fucked up by the hairy gutters this chick was to lazy to shave .

that bitch was so lazy she had hairy gutters on that pussy, wasn't sure weather to laugh or solute it!

by cesardog11 October 18, 2019

Hardyoa

Princess and danny makes kids which is Hardyoa

Princess and danny make kids in bed which is Hardyoa

by Princess likes Danny November 24, 2019

hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

hairyness

the scary sight of a very hairy thing from your nightmares

dude you are pure hairyness

by HEEHOO BANAN July 24, 2020