Fortnite

A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.

Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?

Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you

Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!

Both Leave Game.

And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.

-Cuti Cakes

by Cuti Cakes June 20, 2019

Fortnite

A game criticized by PUBG players, school shooters, and thots.

Person 1: "Hey bro, do you have Fortnite?"
Person 2: "Ew, you play Fortnite? You probably post your wins on your story. It won't get you pussy. You must be broke because you choose to play Fortnite over PUBG."

Person 1: "Oh okay."

by ℂook June 2, 2018

Fortnite

The game that makes 9 year olds say the shit that makes us fucking LOSE IT.

who plays Fortnite here,

Them: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE
the world: we would like it if you could SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY SOMETHING ELSE

by mlg pro 11212005 July 3, 2019

fortnite

a shit game only made for 7 year old virgins that get no pussy

i got rejected yesterday by the girl of my dreams

aw man, she doesnt know what shes missing out on

yeah after i told her i played fortnite she weirdly left

i stand corrected

by fbr is gay April 4, 2021

fortnite banana

The sexiest image created by man. Nothing can compete with the pure sexual energy given off by the Fortnite Banana.

God, the Fortnite Banana is so hot!

by CEOofSeks October 23, 2020

Fortnite Battlepass

The fortnite battle pass is something you can buy on fortnite. it gives you skins and everyone calls you crispy if you buy it.

You crispy got the fortnite battlepass!

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

fortnite

a game that only 5 year olds and fat retard nigger sperms play. its also a horrible game that sucks bulldick

kid: fortnite is so fucking good imma spend my welfare check on V bucks!!! dad:man i wish i aborted this fucking fat waste of sperm kid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dad: man stfu and kys fortnite sucks

by Sugon69 November 20, 2021