Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)
by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018
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Get the SH-Block mug.My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018
Get the Pop blocker mug.The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.
Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block
by Elfazoid May 28, 2018
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Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018
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Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
by Das Koala June 2, 2018
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