jesus

fake

x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake

by jgrgkjgkjgkfgjkgfjg March 5, 2021

jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special

IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ

by DNA POOP March 10, 2021

Jesus Piece

A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft

Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece

by Jahnutz August 3, 2024

《¤》Jesus《¤》Knife《¤》jeSus《¤》knIfe《¤》jesuS《¤》knifE《¤》

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Jesus

Prophet in Islam, NOT A GOD

juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now

by lol rap god November 16, 2022

Jesus built

When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.

“How’s he that strong he never goes to the gym?”
“I guess he’s just jesus built”

by Big Yang Wang December 2, 2022

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018