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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Butt Boner

When someone shits in their pants and it looks like a boner is coming out of their ass.
Amber swung her fists at me, it scared me so bad I developed a butt boner.
by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023
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Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
by Only_69 April 18, 2021
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no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 7, 2011
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Boner

When somebody rubs their cock and it turns so hard that it makes the girls so wet it starts spraying cum everywhere
Yo wassup why is yo dick so hard
I just got a boner bitch
Lemme suck it babe
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boner dope

Man, that was some awesome boner dope.
by Hedy12 September 28, 2021
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Boner

When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner
John: just got a new dog

Emily: oh he has a boner
by Whenbigchungusissus April 6, 2021
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