lard ass

Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.

Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.

by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005

Pussy-ass

Someone who has no balls/guts, yet still has the capacity to infuriate people.

That guy was just told to eat his own shit. He did it, and now expects to be praised for his accomplishment! What a pussy-ass!

by jkdkfjkdfs November 8, 2007

Ass Mace

Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.

Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

ass puss

When a woman removes her sandbar separating the ass & the puss.

I was waist deep running jackhammer when I found out she had an ass puss

by TrudyJen June 9, 2016

Ass-pipe

A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat

That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.

by Irish619 December 3, 2010

ass curtains

Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.

I backdoor bang my girlfriend so much she has flapping ass curtains.

by Haywood J July 18, 2006

ass-mite

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006