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Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
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Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
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potato

all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there
man... my wifi died its potato
by jingleballes69 January 1, 2022
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Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy
by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018
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Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions
Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus
by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019
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Potato Meap

throbbing Meaty Torp Gobbler or Goated DD (Dick Destroyer) gunboat commander.
by DinosaurSlayer55 July 22, 2024
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Giga potato

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me
by Potatobehr October 11, 2022
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