Pregnant Mom Cow

A word used to describe a person (usually male) who smells musty and all around seems like a pregnant mom cow.

“Damn Ethan really be smelling and looking like a Pregnant Mom Cow today”

by Addy Smith January 28, 2020

Your hot mom

Your mom who which is found attractive to one or more people.

Your hot mom has got it going on~!

by Jasminexxxx April 16, 2022

Ur Mom lol

Simply the most insulting insult in known history

Person 1: ur mom lol
Person 2: *dies

by HerpesWarrior May 17, 2023

Ur moms a whale

Ur moms a whale means when u call a girls mom a fat person saying ur moms a whale!

Hey ms y, ur moms a whale! Said Miguel.

by BKsmooooth October 17, 2019

soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

by PunkAaron January 19, 2014

my mom is in prison

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

by hk zel March 9, 2019

psycho hag mom

1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.

"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009