water my log

A term for having sex or getting a blow job used around Troy, Tennessee near Interstate 69.

Yo girl, will you water my log? I’m horny as hell.

by Uncle Ben That Misses Exits October 12, 2018

my nans car

its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

Oh my goosh

Oh my goosh is a different way to say “oh my god” and “ oh my gosh”.

Girl: Oh my goosh, that kid is so cool!
Boy: I know right

by Oh my goosh January 4, 2019

Noodle My Poodle

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

pull my leash

An interjection (typically negative) used when another is being annoying, sassy, moody, nasty, or generally obnoxious; especially in the context of snatching personal belongings

MAX! Stop pulling my leash!

They always pull my leash at lunch! They're getting sassy.

by RemoteElectronics October 27, 2022

Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

by Nobli November 19, 2022

served-my-country

An expression when a non-military individual expresses their appreciation for one who is currently serving in a uniformed military capacity, often in conflict zones around the world. This expression can take on verbal and often physical intimacy.

Upon his arrival at the international airport, they eagerly went to her parked SUV where she "served-my-country" with absolutely no inhibitions.

by BravSKot1297 October 14, 2022