lard ass

Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.

Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.

by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005

Pussy-ass

Someone who has no balls/guts, yet still has the capacity to infuriate people.

That guy was just told to eat his own shit. He did it, and now expects to be praised for his accomplishment! What a pussy-ass!

by jkdkfjkdfs November 8, 2007

Ass text

Texting someone back within thirty seconds of receiving a text message, or texting someone three or four times without getting a response.

"I just texted Josh once and he won't stop ass texting me!"

"I just texted McKenzie a second ago, and she's already started ass texting."

by JMC1436 May 24, 2009

Ass-pipe

A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat

That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.

by Irish619 December 3, 2010

ass curtains

Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.

I backdoor bang my girlfriend so much she has flapping ass curtains.

by Haywood J July 18, 2006

ass-mite

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006

bag of asses

what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.

"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"

by kkkkkkkkfffffffffffffffffff August 26, 2006