Mr Buffalo

One of the sexiest men alive, Bob Marley wrote a song about his brother who joined the army at a young age

Every girl ever: Oh my gosh, it’s Mr Buffalo!
Buffalo: Ladies, one at a time.

by DefinitelynotNathaniel December 22, 2020

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021

Muffin Buffin

The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.

I gave this Lady a propper Muffin Buffin last night

by Sir.G March 5, 2021

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Spicy buffalo

A hairy man who burns when he pees due to a perpetual sexual infection

Ever since I slept with her I've been a spicy buffalo

by White_lavender November 29, 2021

Warren Buffetted

Describes how a beleaguered investor feels after taking lousy advice from da controversial "definitely not related to Jimmy" billionaire.

I stay outta da stock market at all costs, so dat I don't risk feeling Warren Buffetted.

by QuacksO January 24, 2022