Women who often resemble potatoes, in both figure, and facial looks, who take it upon themselves to look down on attractive women. They are generally miserable, and rude.
That potato on Facebook, is always telling me to cover my arms, because I am causing her husband to look at me.
by Hot Chicky Babe January 16, 2020

A girl that is very insecure, but her boyfriend thinks she's beautiful. He thinks she's kind, and funny, and the most prettiest potato alive.
She's my potato
by Thepotato9 February 12, 2019

I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
by candiedbones November 8, 2021

A hill made of kitten.
Etymology:
Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)
Etymology:
Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)
by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

by Pastelsaltz July 26, 2019

A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.
Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables
Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables
Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle
by 🕺🏾Yolanda🕺🏾 January 1, 2020
